I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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