You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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