I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i think i just lost a toe
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize
