Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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