I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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