Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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