i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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