Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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