So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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