I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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