Me. At least after what I've been through.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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