But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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