Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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