Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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