marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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