If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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