a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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