Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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