Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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