Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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