You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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