Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
