no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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