i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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