first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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