dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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