guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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