I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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