this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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