So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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