Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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