S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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