We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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