Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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