I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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