If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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