Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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