I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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