Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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