It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
