she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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