Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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