i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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