if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
thus making me awesome and them whores
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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