ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You know, be my cock's hype man.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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