i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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