And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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