im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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