Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Randomize
