Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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