I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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