I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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