so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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