I want to stick my p in your. b.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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