You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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