Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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