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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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